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Oh! For Heaven's Sakes!

by Anthony Pereira

156 pages; quality trade paperback (softcover); catalogue #02-0190; ISBN 1-55369-377-9; US$19.00, C$21.33, EUR15.50, £11.00

500 Jokes indexed by topics for Priests and Public

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About the Book     The jokes contained in this book are indexed by categories or topics since some jokes can be used in multiple ways for multiple occasions and can be accessed quickly. They make perfect gifts for one's favorite priests or public speakers to spice up their talks with humor. Humor allows them to connect with their audience or congregations. The wide variety of jokes will prevent them from the need to repeat the same jokes often too frequently.

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About the Author     Anthony Pereira is a popular priest in the California area who uses humor as part of his ministry, to spread the laughter and lift up the spirits of people. He is invited to various groups of all faiths at senior centers, religious retreats, conventions, Schools and youth groups.

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Excerpts

#494: Reporter: And how did you win the Purple Heart?
Private: I shot the cook.

#495: Why did the cow get a divorce?
She got a bum steer.

#496: The fifth-grade teacher was telling her class about the first Thanksgiving. She asked the children: "What big difference is there between the Pilgrims' Thanksgiving and our Thanksgiving today?" After a brief silence one little fellow suggested: "Today we don't have Indians for dinner - we have relatives."

#497: People would think twice to get married if they had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to a lawyer to get them a divorce.

#498: Why do teakettles whistle?
Because they never learned to sing.

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Catalogue Information

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