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Dead Cheap

by Teel

50 pages; quality trade paperback (softcover); catalogue #03-0378; ISBN 1-4120-0015-7; US$14.00, C$16.95, EUR11.10, £8.50

Dead Cheap can literally save the life of your survivors.

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About the Book Dead Cheap begins from the moment death is declared. The book covers some of the realities your survivors are going to have to deal with: cons, manipulation, tricks, etc. Face it, when you are pronounced dead, your survivors are powerless (for a short time), but you can protect them. The information contained in Dead Cheap can help you make your final decisions, removing most of the stress from your survivors. You will find in Dead Cheap traditional and unusual solutions to problems encountered when disposing of the body. A step by step exploration of the Mortuary and Crematory processes, the many pitfalls and how you can turn the tables on Salesmen, "well-meaning" relatives, guilt trips and trauma, now while you are still alive. If you are a responsible adult with survivors, no matter how young you might be, you need to take a few hours and protect your loved ones.

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About the Author A "rogue" researcher and correlater who never knows where an innocent question will lead, Teel has been described as a boat rocker.

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Excerpts

If you died this minute, your survivors have at best ten minutes to decide what to do with your body.

If you read only this pages, compose and sign a statement of your wishes, and explain them to your survivors, you will have prepared better than 90% of all other people.

"Upon my death immediately do the following

1. Tell the hospital to place my body in their morgue in an unsealed Body bag.
2. Call every local mortuary.

A) Ask a price for transportation
B) And a price for cremation.
Choose the cheapest."

The above statement is simple and hopefully easy enough for your survivors to remember and follow.

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Catalogue Information

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