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Behind the Zipper: The Male Mind Exposed

by Russ L. Bruce

217 pages; quality trade paperback (softcover); catalogue #06-2816; ISBN 1-4251-1057-6; US$19.13, C$22.00, EUR14.92, £9.89

A book about men, women, and life issues that tells it like it is. A new philosophy exposes the absolute absurdity of sex and the sexes as never before.

About the Book

My new philosophy is called Sexistentialism. Among other things, you will learn about:

• Why women have evolved and men have not.
• Breasts - male or female obsession?
• Why all men love porn and women pretend not to.
• Which sex is playing with themselves more?
• Condom instructions for dummies.
• Relationships and the 'Home Depot Phase'.
• The 'friend-guy' - man or myth?
• Your man and his dog - the similarities.
• Why 100% of divorces begin with marriage.
• Why men name their genitals and women do not.

Topics that all men can relate to and all women can learn from. Suggestive and provocative (and sometimes crude and offensive). Yes, we should celebrate the differences, but can we not laugh at these differences too? After all, we may never understand one another, but at least we can still stand one another.

About the Author

This is usually where the author writes about himself in the third-person format so he can brag about himself. Me? Everything and more (much more) is in the book. I am simply a voice of our oft misunderstood gender. Yes, a survivor of 25 'teen' years (13-38) who has lived to tell the tale.

Personally, I have no idea why women like us. Perhaps they view us differently or see some redeeming qualities, I don't know. Physically speaking, because I cannot see male beauty - I see all men as hideous (and I'm average). Mentally, most are idiots - and I'm average. Emotionally - well we're all challenged here. I cannot even upgrade myself to average status on this one. Buy the book and we'll get better acquainted then.

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