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A Zummerset Lad. His Luck! His Laughs! His Loves!

by Mark Anthony

300 pages; quality trade paperback (softcover); catalogue #03-0500; ISBN 1-4120-0132-3; US$30.00, C$35.00, EUR25.00, £16.50

A young lad struggles through puberty, then fights hard to uphold a promise made to his father to remain a virgin until marriage which results in many humorous sexual scenarios requiring great self-discipline.

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About the Book The author Mark Anthony was born into a country market town six years prior to the start of the second world war at a time when: Marriage was forever. Sex was portrayed at best as a part of love, at worst as vulgar. Pornography unknown as such, smoking advertised as beneficial to health with drugs virtually unheard of. High moral values were expected when brides wore white because they were virgins and not because they liked the colour. He was educated in order at a Church Primary, a Convent, a Private Preparatory School and finally a Grammar School. His only claim to academic achievement was a good school certificate and as he later discovered an extraordinary high I.Q. His motivation to write the book was driven by the fact that his three daughters are currently divorced and are members of the one parent family brigade so prevalent unfortunately in today's world. He wanted to record for posterity his life until the age of 40 that was founded on these high moral values and lacked nothing in terms of fun, enduring love and fulfilment. Personal evidence that there is this other way. His father made him promise not to deflower any maiden on his way to manhood and marriage, a promise that he did his utmost to maintain. This led to memorable scenarios. His life was full of luck, fun, frolic and tragedies as it courses through the streams of a hilarious first employment with an Auctioneers, National Service in the R.A.F., Trainee Management with a well known Retail Chain, Managerial appointments with a Unilever food manufacturer and distributor, a period with an Insurance Broker and finally his Own business. One's eyes are opened to many of the workings of those companies during the 50's and 60's. He warns that his autobiography at times is very raunchy even erotic but trusts that his prospective readers will enjoy reading of his life as much as he enjoyed living it. His greatest wish is for all young folk to take heart in the fact that enduring love is possible even today. Seek and ye shall find! Please visit the author's website at www.nadams49.fsnet.co.uk.

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About the Author

A septuagenarian frankly describes his life from the cradle until 40 years of age. It covers his early years, teens, National Service, and employment with auctioneers, a major retailer, and a major food manufacturer and distributor.

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Sample Excerpts

1. Somerset, England, Sunday June 26th 1933, I entered this world with a bang. Immediately nicknamed 'Lucky' by the nurses because the support arm of the basket I was placed in snapped...

2. My earliest personal memory was of being pinned to the ground by two very thin wiry red hairy arms locked around my waist, and being pummelled from behind. A woman's voice was shrieking at the top of her voice, "You...

3. My first ride outdoors on the pavement accompanied by my proud parents. Father holding me back, safe from a decline...He trips and looses his grip...

4. On the other hand there was one bright spot. At the precise moment the bomb struck the building, providently, a player was laying on the table executing a shot. The table fell straight through the floor...

5. I was with a friend playing .We saw a glass container with a little parachute attached to it hanging from a tree, and the contents of the bottle were very...the Police met us...

6. He then proceeded to throw a container of dirt onto the carpet just inside the door, confirming he would now demonstrate how quickly his machine would suck it up! Imagine his feelings when...

7. Another job opportunity to earn pocket money reoccurred possibly three or four times throughout the year. This was to watch the coalman make his deliveries from the top window of the cottage. The raison d'etre for this subterfuge was simply the more. unscrupulous...

8. I was severely punished as a seven year old by the Nun's standard practise for misdemeanour in this establishment of learning. They wore thimbles on both of their index fingers. This allowed them the remarkable flexibility to wickedly...

9. Mother had a jammy escape during one air raid on Westland's during which as usual they continued working. A bomb crashed through the ceiling...

10. "I am sorry, but he possibly will not last the night." At that pronouncement there was a roar from upstairs, my Grandfather had heard him and yelled, "You are not going to get rid of me so easily, you bloody ool"...

11. One auspicious day I nearly shot myself! Crofton had a very powerful .22 air rifle.

12. In company with some others I was dared to steal from Woolworth...

13. I always tried to find excuses not to go for the simple reason, too embarrassed to admit, outright fear! The fear was the

14. I suppose we could have been viewed as the local hooligans, but very mild in comparison with today's rowdiness and bad behaviour. About the worst two things we did, was to...

15. One day we had been queuing about an hour to see 'The Corn is Green,' there were two US soldiers in front of us, and one turned to the other and suggested, "By the time we get in that corn will be...Too late my Mother covered my ears...

16. when a very fat lady came in from the far side and sat down on the front of my seat. She leant back completely smothering me in the process with her voluminous frame. My Mother tapped her arm and gasped...

17. Whilst I stood peeing at a stall a man came up behind me and placed his arm around my waist from behind and reached around me for my...

18. During the day you could see funny rubber things lying around on the floor of this shelter, but the park cleaner who regularly cleaned it out on a daily basis would not give us a believable answer to our asking, "What on earth are these things." He insisted...

19. To Eglen's surprise, I issued a challenge to a fight in the gym after school for the following day. The word got around of a grudge fight, and when we arrived at the gym there were about 50 or 60 onlookers...

20. I heard a bang, and on checking I was surprised to see the box appeared undamaged, and picked it up to investigate. As I did this, it exploded...

21. He went tearing by me like a wild man, still clutching a large branch in his hands which were stretched out before him like a sleep walker except he was running rapidly not walking...
...She had a look of unqualified terror on her face. Of course her only perspective of the situation was of a young male exposing himself to her as darkness fell! If she had...

22. So we all got...experimented, and yes he was right they did...and it was pleasant to...

23. He continued with the fact that his Father had told him, "The proudest thing in life a man could do, was to walk anywhere on earth with your wife on your arm, and no other person could say, I have had her." I remembered those words, they controlled my coming...

24. "Oh goody vicar! I was looking all over for you. So glad to have found you, please say a few nice prayers, this is...!!"

25. There is no doubt that from my first erection and finish, my sexual awareness...

26. I gasped; can you imagine the effect of a first sighting like this on a young boy? One who had only recently discovered...

27. So any time I wanted, I could have my personal striptease...

28. I had the added advantage of two lovely bodies to drool over. It was 'Big Boobs'...

29. The most memorable kiss was from a girl called Ruth Welch, she seemed in comparison to the others to have that something extra...She produced to my amazement...

30. One day, he took me to town and bought me my first pair of long trousers; this was against my Mothers wishes because it meant I was growing up. I was so embarrassed when I first went out into public with them such were the taboos of those days...

31. I visited a fortune teller...Before I left her tent she scribbled a note and asked me to read and remember it for the future. It read...

32. The girls to me were beautiful, it had cost me a weeks paper round money, but it had been very well worth it. To a thirteen year old...It made me consider,...private peep show...plus my models...

33. I suppose if this particular exploit were repeated these days, the culprits would probably be jailed for frenzied sexual molestation. Categorised as deranged perverts inflicting physical pain of a decidedly sexual nature upon any and all innocent young ladies who were just trying to go about their normal business without hindrance or hassle.

34. I won the crawl in spectacular fashion...I completed the length as naked as the day I was born...

35. It was very funny when one of the lads had an erection for some inexplicable reason, he postulated, "Periscope up", and pushed his dick out of the water, "Periscope down" and submerged it...on the third time somebody...,

36. Five minutes later his date turned up with her friend my blind date My heart almost stopped with the shock, it was April. Our eyes met, we both blushed...

37. The lad concerned bellowed, "I want to fight you. Just seeing you her Grammy annoys me intensely!"...I responded with...

38. Many is the time that I scolded her for wearing make up, and sent her home to wash it off, she was beautiful without it to my taste. Make up made her look harsh. I also told her that she...

39. We started the meal and I commenced to cut a pickled onion, as I pressed the knife down on it, the centre shot out and caught her uncle forcibly... He fell...

40. The boss of my office was an ex-paratrooper named Mitchell, a lovely kind guy, but also very strict. When I started there my adding up was only average, with his insistence...

41. I became jammed on top of this huge boar, facing his tail, and to everyone's merriment I travelled backwards up the chute, with my nice...

42. "Oh dear," he groaned then generally announced "Gentlemen there has been a grave error on my part, my assistants Mother has just inadvertently

43. As Mother arrived she could hear the chirping, as she came up the stairs. She opened the door and saw...She became very flushed...

44. So I crept further forward and there was a sight to behold. Moon our local foreman was firmly anchored between the legs...

45. When Godfrey tried to goad it out, it rolled over on to it's back, all four legs in the air stiff as a poker and dead as a dodo. This caused all manner of problems, because...

46. My next recollection was of being laid on the backseat of a car with...

47. which gave details of a forthcoming trial. I attended the trial and was chosen to play at right half.

48. She met me one evening after football practise with a very worried look announcing, "Mark I am very concerned, my...
I was flabbergasted, how could this be? We had .....

49. In those days an...absolutely disgraced, having cast herself and her family...

50. her voice hinted at another grave announcement when she whispered, "Mark let us go to the park and sit down, I want to have another important discussion with you."
Immediately, I thought, oh no please, please not again!! Not...

51. She replied jokingly, "Oh quite easily really he just directed ten soldiers on what to do just like a landscape professional. They had all turned up in an army lorry...

52. One Saturday I will always remember, as the most erotic few minutes of my life up to that period..."Hi Mark my name is Angel." I thought certainly well named, just missing the wings!!...She stroked my... slowly gyrated her...

53. "To me it has been like a wonderful dream, a fairy-tale. To put into simple words my emotions and all that has just transpired...

54. She was older of course about 21 or so...would she be interested in a mere 17 year old...

55. We uttered our goodbyes; she briefly planted a real toe curler on my...

56. Good heavens divulged Mum, sarcastically, "All you are missing is a pair of yellow socks," her sarcasm was lost on me...

57. I attended my service medical..One of the boys suggested, "We have to pee in these."
...The nurse returned...

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