A Kitchen Fairy Christmas

About the Book

Here's the hottest gift you can tie a bow around (outside yourself, that is!). With exuberant illustrations of The Kitchen Fairy by twenty-year Disney animator Doug Krohn, A Kitchen Fairy Christmas gives you everything to make your Holidays fairy merry. Fabulous, festive holiday menus for cock-tail parties, Christmas eve, brunch and dinner. Decadent, doable recipes. (Eggs Bend-a-Dick, Sweet Birds in Bondage. Spread the Joy, Man-a-strone Soup, Flangellation....) Decorating tips. ("Everyone can use a good tip now and then!") Plus a Christmas poem to spur you on - "A Visit from Nick Who Was No Saint." Narrated by The Kitchen Fairy, it's irreverent, outrageous, hilarious and wonderfully edible. ("Oh, what foods these chortles be!") All this in a book that's bound to lay flat when you use it. ("If only this were true of other things!") Ho-ho-ho, honeys!

About the Author

The embodiment of gay good taste, The Kitchen Fairy, author of A Kitchen Fairy Christmas, is as real as Santa Claus. ("Either you believe in fairies or you don't, Sweetlips!") A long-time kitchen queen, he has coaxed the best from his fairy-good friends to elevate mere cooking to culinarylingus. ("You have no idea what I had to do to get some of these recipes. Oooh!) But the K.F. doesn't stop there, he flies the festivities beyond the kitchen to provide tips on transforming your abode into a fairy wonderland. ("Love those tall, red, phallic amaryllis!") He even provides a poem to spur you on your way. ("When someone comes down my chimney, he deserves to be immortalized in verse.") The Kitchen Fairy resides in the hearts of everyone who wants to make life très, très gay.

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