The Number Two Book

About the Book

This book is about shit. Not the shit you have in your closet or those lying around the house or the shit in your car, but it is about shit. The stuff that comes out of your body when you have to go to the bathroom. Not the stuff that comes out the front side, but the stuff that comes out of your butt. It doesn’t matter how poor you are, how rich you are, how ugly you are, or how beautiful you are. It doesn’t matter if you are skinny or overweight. And no matter what you may think, your shit does stink sometimes. This book is for all of you who have ever admired your dirty deed. For those of you whose brother made you run to the bathroom because you thought someone had died, only to see the longest turd ever in the stool.

About the Author

I am a shit expert, having done so on the average of three times a day for over fifty years. My friends and I have discussed this subject matter for decades, and it has always been interesting to me since I was first able to read writing on bathroom walls. I currently live in Texas though I am from Illinois and lived in Hawaii for twenty years.