Life Through My I's

Life Through My I’s

My youth is behind me.

I have no job.

I have no future.

I have no plans.

I am unlucky in love.

I have police follow me.

I know people talk about me.

I don’t like where I am.

I have nowhere to go.

I know my car costs too much.

I feel my life is a country song.

I think my friends are odd.

I don’t like a lot of people.

I know a lot of people don’t like me.

I don’t care.

I love my family.

I love my friends.

I miss my ex.

I smothered her with affection.

I am two faced.

I love to be in love.

I love to hate.

I tell racist jokes.

I tell sexist jokes.

I tell blonde jokes.

I am not prejudiced.

I play sports.

I hurt people on the field.

I feel no pain.

I am emotional.

I enjoy winning.

I hate to lose.

I think too much.

I like a great view.

I am afraid of heights.

I like to fly.

I enjoy the ocean.

I get depressed.

I drive too fast.

I drink too much.

I don’t exercise enough.

I am lazy.

I get naked when I drink.

I start conflicts.

I want to be back in Las Vegas.

I want power.

I want fame.

I want wealth.

I want to be happy.

I need to exist.

I write poetry.

I keep a journal.

I overlook details.

I am a pessimist.

I am an optimist.

I change my mind.

I don’t dance much.

I smoke cigars.

I won’t live forever.

I want to leave here.

I can’t afford to.

I watch strippers occasionally.

I don’t think they are exploited.

I am opinionated.

I hate tomatoes.

I love the smell of fried onions.

I don’t like them though.

I like storms.

I like spring.

I think summer is too hot.

I think the sun will kill us all.

I believe this is our fault.

I love loud music.

I like rap.

I like everything else too.

I enjoy sitting with my friends.

I love a cold beer on a hot day.

I like cheap chicken wings.

I hate commercials.

I have naked pictures of myself.

I want the negatives.

I could kill if I have to.

I have lots of family.

I get jealous.

I only recently realized that.

I am conceited.

I can be rude.

I rub people the wrong way.

I love sex.

I want a son one day.

I like my name.

I have aliases.