Let It Rip Aroga

About the Book

"Let It Rip" Aroga by Goma Ngo Chutni, is widely regarded as the benchmark by which toilet humour is measured. Consequently, most hotels worldwide have a copy of the book in a cabinet next to the ‘throne’ in every bathroom. Exponents of Aroga tend to live long and fulfilled lives…albeit, solitary ones. The advantage of this book is that it is not only a good gift for broadminded friends, but also a great anonymous gift for your enemies. It is also a constant reminder of how easy it is to be ripped off these days. May the wind be with you. LET IT R.I.P. For more information please see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9auDnn2XCA

About the Author

Mr Chutni (known to his friends as Gomango) was born in India, on the border of the twin cities of Dacca and Knacca, in the Scrotum region, towards the northern end of the Khyber. He excelled at school (Scrotum High), and perfected his English diction by watching his favourite TV show: “Gomer Pyle”. Goma loved his namesake’s insightful observations. Above all, as a student, he learnt that laughter is the best medicine, and went on to be expelled. This didn’t prevent him from attending Oxbridge university in England where he quickly learnt that alcohol is far more efficacious than laughter. He doesn’t remember much about those days. We now know that this apparently meditative state he appeared to be in at that time was in fact an alcoholic stupor. However, Goma did eventually succeed at university and graduated with a master’s degree in Analgazing (M.A.hons), majoring in the environmental benefits of wind propulsion and expulsion. Goma went on to found the School of AROGA and has been teaching these principles around the world ever since. It is a little known secret that the Beatles attended classes in the early seventies, and Harri Georgson even wrote a song about the experience: “All things must pass wind”. Goma has also built the world’s first wind-generated energy self-sufficient village in India, where cows are not only milked, but degassed daily as well. This village is known as “Goma Ngo Chutni’s Wind Farm”, and all of the inhabitants line up with their cows so that they too can be degassed. As a result, the ozone layer has no hole up the Khyber. Also, no smoking is allowed in the region, as fart farms are inherently flammable. These farms not only create renewable energy, they make money. To say that Mr Chutni is effluent is gross, and a gross misunderexaggeration. Cash? He has piles.