Prenuptial

About the Book

Caution: This book contains profanity. But if your divorce was as long, or dismantling as the divorce this author has gone through, there is probably not enough room in a million books for the words you would like to use, or enough bad words to say. Divorce can be a nasty burden to bear and sometimes profanity is the only tonic you can take to ease the pain... violence is not the way.

This is just a prelude to what the book is going to end up as. It's not finished, but it will have you in stitches, if you have gone through a divorce and it's over and you are on your way to recovery.

If you are going through a divorce currently, you may start crying, and I'm sorry for that. Please accept my apology. If you are thinking about getting married, you may change your mind, and I'm sorry for that. You may want to call me and thank me, because divorce, when it's nasty is a lot more bitter than parsley, a lot more distasteful than when men are riding a bike, standing up and the chain slips and you land on your manhood. It's more disruptive than highway construction, and hits a lot harder than a gangster's backhand.

Having gone through three divorces - you may say I'm an expert on it! (But who wants to be the Champion of Broken Hearts or even the King Of Losing All Your Money, just to have the courts say, you're still going to lose, no matter what happens).

CAUTION: This book contains profanity. Let me repeat, this book contains 'graphic' profanity that is not meant for those under 18. No, let me re-state that. It is not meant for those who have not had a bad experience in a love relationship. Who was the group that did the song, LOVE HURTS? I think they meant to say, LOVE COSTS!

Maybe if I can make you laugh, you won't make the same mistakes that I did. I know you may be thinking...it could have been my fault, right? Maybe so. You get Prenuptial: A Rough Draft and let me know....

About the Author

Lynn Tolliver, jr. has been writing something ever since he was nine. He was born Orrin Lynn Tolliver, Jr. in Cleveland, Ohio and has been a radio broadcaster for over 28 years. He currently has a column in a music trade publication Impact Magazine, and has several web sites. Check out his website at tolliver.com

Lynn won the Billboard Program Director of The Year Award for five consecutive years and was Air Personality of the Year (Billboard) for four years. He is currently the Vice President of Operations at radio station WZAK, a division of Zapis Communications, where he was worked also as an on-air talent for over 15 years.

"I Need A Freak" by Sexual Harassment was a project that went gold, in which he wrote, produced and performed... He was a letter carrier for the U.S. Postal Service for five years and currently manages Men At Large, his nephew's group and the Rude Boys. Lynn lives in Cleveland, his home town, and on December 26, 1985 was shot three times coming out of a radio station. The attempted assassin was never found. His pride are his sons, Orrin III, David Christopher and Ryan.

Lynn can be reached by e-mail at T93149092@aol.com or by snail mail at Tolliver, Box 603266, Cleveland, Ohio 44103 or phone (216) 621-9300.