Life Through My I’s
My youth is behind me.
I have no job.
I have no future.
I have no plans.
I am unlucky in love.
I have police follow me.
I know people talk about me.
I don’t like where I am.
I have nowhere to go.
I know my car costs too much.
I feel my life is a country song.
I think my friends are odd.
I don’t like a lot of people.
I know a lot of people don’t like me.
I don’t care.
I love my family.
I love my friends.
I miss my ex.
I smothered her with affection.
I am two faced.
I love to be in love.
I love to hate.
I tell racist jokes.
I tell sexist jokes.
I tell blonde jokes.
I am not prejudiced.
I play sports.
I hurt people on the field.
I feel no pain.
I am emotional.
I enjoy winning.
I hate to lose.
I think too much.
I like a great view.
I am afraid of heights.
I like to fly.
I enjoy the ocean.
I get depressed.
I drive too fast.
I drink too much.
I don’t exercise enough.
I am lazy.
I get naked when I drink.
I start conflicts.
I want to be back in Las Vegas.
I want power.
I want fame.
I want wealth.
I want to be happy.
I need to exist.
I write poetry.
I keep a journal.
I overlook details.
I am a pessimist.
I am an optimist.
I change my mind.
I don’t dance much.
I smoke cigars.
I won’t live forever.
I want to leave here.
I can’t afford to.
I watch strippers occasionally.
I don’t think they are exploited.
I am opinionated.
I hate tomatoes.
I love the smell of fried onions.
I don’t like them though.
I like storms.
I like spring.
I think summer is too hot.
I think the sun will kill us all.
I believe this is our fault.
I love loud music.
I like rap.
I like everything else too.
I enjoy sitting with my friends.
I love a cold beer on a hot day.
I like cheap chicken wings.
I hate commercials.
I have naked pictures of myself.
I want the negatives.
I could kill if I have to.
I have lots of family.
I get jealous.
I only recently realized that.
I am conceited.
I can be rude.
I rub people the wrong way.
I love sex.
I want a son one day.
I like my name.
I have aliases.