Duet for One

About the Book

Don't play your music too loud...
Shhh!! Don't go hooting your horn...
Don't make any noise while you're eating...

The Noise Bandit's in Town.

Bruno and Garret know all about silence.
And noise.
Bruno is tortured by the noises around him.
Garret suffers from the noises within.
And they're not having it.

So their battles begin.
Will they come out in one piece?

That is the question - William Shakespeare.

I wandered lonely as a cloud - William Wordsworth.

E = MC2 - Albert Einstein

About the Author

The author has been many things throughout his life: actor, musician, clown, teacher, student, carpenter, gardener, brother, father, son, cousin, nephew, uncle, brother-in-law, Joe Public, composer, smoker, drinker, patient, normal bloke trying to get his act together, vegetarian, carnivore, little green man with a funny hat on, shoplifter, prisoner, lover, recluse, bricklayer's labourer, something that the cat dragged in...the list goes on.
And now this. Will we ever get rid of him?

From the Author

What you are about to read is what I have written. There were no intermediaries. No poof-readers or editorial guidance, nothing. It goes straight from me to you. So if and when you find a misplaced comma, or where instead of were, or the repetition of a word two paragraphs on, or you are bored by a bit of waffling, I beg you to suffer it.

The story needed to be told.