Dummy Detective

About the Book

"Across America The Critics Are Raving About"

"What counts for the readers is the ring of authenticity."
--- P. C. Chronicle

"Dummy Detectives - Kiss of the Spider Lady, is a new, exciting, truly funny detective book. If you enjoy mystery, humor and excitement, you will enjoy this book."
--- D. D. P. Club

"We give Dummy Detectives two thumbs up for geniality with characters, Curtis, Chris, Smitty and Larry. We are looking forward to these characters in upcoming novels."
--- U. H. A. Association

"I've never read a more humorous book where two of the characters were actually real dummies. Curtis and Larry truly make the book one of a kind. We're looking forward to seeing the movie, once it comes out."
--- N. Y. P. S.

"We have seen a lot of new authors come and go, but the author of Dummy Detectives: Kiss of the Spider Lady will be around for a long time. The two dummies, Curtis and Larry make this a hilarious book for all to read with mystery and mayhem."
--- C. D. T.

From New York to California, Curtis and Larry, two dummies with extraordinary human qualities, along with Chris and Smitty, their partners used every trick in the book in order to outwit and survive the terror of the Spider Lady and her murdering men.

When a millionaire's daughter becomes a target of criminal conspiracy and murder, she enlists the Dummy Detectives to find her. Together, they form the funniest duo in the history of law enforcement.

There are no greater detectives than Curtis and Larry.

About the Author

Chris: The Puppet Master was born in Kentucky. He's a professional ventriloquist. His partner, friend and dummy Curtis Fly Johnson has been a part of his life since he was five years old. Curtis was created after the tragic death of his father.

After living thirty years in New York State, he decided to use his profession to write a new style of Detective series. His future books will be Book Two ''Dummy Detectives on Vacation - Terror Cruise'' as well as Book Three, ''Curtis and Larry -V- Chucky.'' He has also written a book called ''Prison Letters, Articles and Poems.'' This book will be published in the future, also I'm looking for an agent or publisher to assist me in this future quest.

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