One Woman, One Opinion
Let’s Talk about Everything!
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Have you ever heard yourself say any of these things before? Honey, I love you BUT if you leave the seat up and I fall in one more time, I will kill you in your sleep! I made you.".I will take you out and make one look just like you"..Quoting Bill Cosby..Young man you are so grounded you'll be lucky if you attend your own Honeymoon! I'm a Survivor and damn proud of it! You are stepping on my last half of nerve and that one was fragile to begin with..If you can send one Man to the Moon why can't you send them all? (On certain days I quote my keychains)"Not happening today..and tomorrows not looking to good for you either..I've said that many times(I've become a t-shirt saying) I want 5 minutes to myself and I am not waiting for Mother's Day to get it! Whose's got a Boyfriend? Catching yourself listening to Barney the Dinosaur songs instead of Kenny G? Thinking "Will bedtime ever come"? Not your kids..yours!? Your friend asks you to go out and your hoping it means before 10p.m. Have you ever thought that a real Vacation means not "cutting up someone's meat? Do you ever catch yourself rocking back and forth in the store and there is no kid in your arms? Have you ever been caught talking to yourself and then have to tell the truth..I am the only person who won't answer me back! Have you ever said in any situation: I don't have to take this abuse..I can go home and get it..If any of this sounds familiar to you..If you said yes to any of these questions..Don't be afraid to admit it. If you have done or heard any of these things I have just stated in your entire lifetime..then this book is for you! "someone's meat"?
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About the Book
In this world, everyone has an opinion. Welcome to the wild, wonderful, and weird world of author Linda Pascale, an ordinary woman and mother whose spin on things is anything but. What’s so great about being a human being, you ask? When you finally lose your mind, you can put it on paper and get it published! Here, Linda shares her opinions without any filters on the things you’re probably thinking about too: Friends: “In my opinion, to find even one good friend among all the people in your life in this big world is a gift, and a very rare one. Some people go a lifetime without experiencing that feeling, and that is a shame.” Marriage: “For those of you who are married, you’ll be able to relate to what I will say on this subject. For those of you on your second and maybe third marriages, you may laugh the hardest. For those of you who will be getting married for the first time, please don’t take anything I say personally and do not let it change your mind about anything.” As she says often, life is short, so why waste any of it being angry or sad? Live it up and laugh it up with her as she shares her thoughts on the daily experience of being a woman, a wife, and a mom.
About the Author
Linda Pascale-Wright began writing poetry and children’s stories at a very young age. Her poetry was published in May 2007 as part of a book called Frost to Midnight. She now lives in New Jersey with her family. She has been married for thirteen years and has four children.