Timewalker Forever
In Search of a Woman’s Love
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Rising literary star power! An exhilarating childhood autobiography written by the adult author. Hilarious, deeply emotional, occasionally sad –but that’s life, and totally captivating. An unforgettable must-read! Definitely a 10! I supposed that Timewalker Forever really should be considered, thus far, the pinnacle achievement in my life, given the many long years (since I began writing the book more than a decade has passed by) it took result in the polished product now before you. As the topmost subtitle on the cover conveys, this rich work details for the most part my formative childhood years, for, it is my extraordinary childhood adventures that are most fascinating in unparalleled entertainment value. Indeed. My first grade of school would have been a hopelessly mundane affair had it not been for the significant element of chocolate-colored comedy steadfastly stuck to my underwear – and my buttocks! Too, I must say that I have no love for anybody who chooses to use my fair, dry, unsmelly, and finely clothed near end as a urinal. Grade two that was. I still wonder where the despicable culprit who pulled that miserable stunt is cowering in lifelong fear these days. Oh Well. Not everybody is cut out to live a normal and dismally boring life. That’s me!!! Other than being a deliberate excuse for my boyhood misadventures, Timewalker Forever is given to my stubborn quest to, er-um stumble upon a lady of unusual beauty, both inside and out. For this very reason the reader really must excuse my unrivaled highly laughable pre-dating antics and tactics as outlined in dogged detail near the finale of this book. With the exception of jokes that are obvious for what they are, in the last pages of Timewalker Forever I unveil all minor components of fiction in the script by explaining the reality of each situation in turn. Owing to this complete disclosure Timewalker Forever is, in my opinion, to be judged as a work of nonfiction. Author Biographical Note: I come from a very humble beginning. Indeed, I have known both poverty and accompanying uncertainty in my life. I have traveled extensively, and attended school in both Canada and the U.S.A. I now reside in the Okanagan Valley of British Columbia, enjoy keeping fit and slim – and dreaming – always dreaming – about the highly elusive perfect lady. Being emotionally oriented and a born romantic, I’ll keep dreaming – until I meet her!
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My friends, in my attempt to explain to you all just how I feel now, I must echo the sentiment that I so ably did express as a four-yearold boy, sitting in silent meditation upon my family’s front porch at Lanark Street. Now, forty-two years ago. My friends, I wish for you all the very best in life. I have nothing more to say. “FINAL DAY” At the end of the fi nal day All is swept forever away Like the tiny grains of a sandcastle Before the waves of the sea —the author While half of the world lies in peaceful slumber, a solitary writer writes on from the depths of his heart. While a full moon keeps watch over his silent, lonely vigil. Yours forever, Timewalker forever
About the Author
I come from a very humble beginning. Indeed, I have known both poverty and accompanying uncertainty in my life. I have traveled extensively, and attended school in both Canada and the U.S.A. I now reside in the Okanagan Valley of British Columbia, enjoy keeping fit and slim — and dreaming — always dreaming — about the highly elusive perfect lady. Being emotionally oriented and a born romantic, I’ll keep dreaming — until I meet her!