Secrets of a Jewish Male Slave

Preface I am blessed with three types of beautiful princesses in my life—my daughter, my dog, and my eternal soul mate (the word “girlfriend” does not do our relationship justice, as you will soon see). Nothing against my first two princesses—and they do warrant their own books—but this book is about and dedicated to the third one. In fact, I started a whole new company in her honor. Its mission is to provide advice to any man wishing to become a proud “Jewish Male Slave” (“JMS”) on behalf of his chosen female companion in order to make her feel like a true princess. Please note that you don’t actually have to be Jewish to be a Jewish Male Slave—it’s really about adopting a self-described Jewish state of mind (the only type of mind I have) as it relates to serving princesses. Feel free to substitute your own religion in front of “Male Slave” or come up with your own pet name if it makes you or your princess feel more comfortable. Also, a Jewish Male Slave is a unique type of “slave”—a wonderful, voluntary type—but there are limits on the extent of the “slavery.” In this book, I provide guidelines to help men optimize their relationships with their princesses while navigating within these limits. The Original JMS